So Anyway… Deer

What would you do if a deer crashed through your living room window?

Yeah. That actually happened.

This music video is inspired by a real news story out of Florida where a deer burst through a home’s window, causing chaos and heartbreak in equal measure. We read the article and thought, “This is either a horror movie… or a musical.” Naturally, we chose musical.

Original article:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/03/deer-window-home-Orange-County-Florida/3391770122912/

While the core event is real, we took creative liberties with the storytelling, dialogue, emotional reactions, and general absurdity. The song exaggerates, satirizes, and leans into dark humor for entertainment purposes. No disrespect intended, just turning one of the most Florida headlines ever into art.

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Lyrics

I’m in Florida, which already feels like a warning sign
Sun out, birds chirpin’, nature crossing property lines
I’m making coffee, thinking today feels chill
When a deer says hello through my living room — violently
Glass explodes, H.O.A. cries, my nerves file a complaint
This is why God invented doors, not window panes
Didn’t knock, didn’t text, didn’t ask if I was home
Just parkoured through my drywall like “nice place you own”

Now he’s bleeding on the carpet I just shampooed
I’m apologizing to him like that’s the normal move
Adrenaline says run, my brain says document
If I die here, I want the internet convinced

This isn’t a crime, this is wildlife aggressively networking
Nature said open concept, meant it very personally
Call animal control, call my therapist too
Florida has no walls
They’re more like suggestions, dude

He’s flailing like a dad in skinny jeans at a wedding
Antlers doing geometry I wasn’t ready for mentally
I’m googling “deer CPR,” thinking I’m the hero
Meanwhile he’s redecorating trauma in zero décor
Cops show up like “yeah… that tracks”
One guy shrugs like this happens after lunch sometimes
They say “ma’am, he’s stressed” like I’m not too
Sir, Bambi just Kool-Aid Man’d my worldview

They euthanize him gently, I cry though I shouldn’t
Empathy’s a glitch and my brain won’t reboot it
I didn’t invite him in, I didn’t want him dead
Now there’s a crime scene and antler-shaped dread

This isn’t a crime, this is nature on crystal meth
Evolution said survive, skipped the safety checks
Call animal control, call my therapist too
Florida has no walls
They’re more like vibes, it’s true

Somewhere his friends are gonna talk
“Yeah, he went through a window — we told him not to”
I’ll replace the glass, repaint the fear
Tell this story forever like
“So anyway… deer.”

I locked the door that night
Like that would help
In Florida

Credits where Credit is due:
Lyrics: ChatGPT/Six Fingers Media
Song: Suno
Video: Kling
Editing: Six Fingers Media