Six Fingers MediaA deer comes through the living room window in Florida. The HOA would like a word.
Inspired by a true story. In the real one (Orange County, Fla., February 2026), deputies calmed the deer and guided it safely back into the woods. The deer went home.
CHAPTERS
0:00 Intro & Verse 1
0:31 Pre-Chorus
0:41 Chorus
1:02 Verse 2
1:23 Pre-Chorus
1:34 Chorus
1:55 Bridge
2:17 Outro
2:27 Three weeks later & credits
CREDITS
Produced by Six Fingers Media
Song: Suno AI
Video: Claude Opus 5.5 (direction, design, animation, code)
HOW IT WAS MADE
The video was made by 96 AI agents, all Claude Opus 5.5, orchestrated in Claude Code. They handled tempo and lyric timing, the concept and the world, style frames, and 49 scene builds, plus continuity audits and final QC. Every frame is original vector art drawn in code: no image generators, no stock footage. It was rendered with Remotion at 1080p, 60 fps.
Lyrics
I'm in Florida, which already feels like a warning sign
Sun out, birds chirpin', nature crossing property lines
I'm making coffee, thinking today feels chill
When a deer says hello through my living room — violently
Glass explodes, H.O.A. cries, my nerves file a complaint
This is why God invented doors, not window panes
Didn't knock, didn't text, didn't ask if I was home
Just parkoured through my drywall like "nice place you own"
Now he's bleeding on the carpet I just shampooed
I'm apologizing to him like that's the normal move
Adrenaline says run, my brain says document
If I die here, I want the internet convinced
This isn't a crime, this is wildlife aggressively networking
Nature said open concept, meant it very personally
Call animal control, call my therapist too
Florida has no walls
They're more like suggestions, dude
He's flailing like a dad in skinny jeans at a wedding
Antlers doing geometry I wasn't ready for mentally
I'm googling "deer CPR," thinking I'm the hero
Meanwhile he's redecorating trauma in zero décor
Cops show up like "yeah… that tracks"
One guy shrugs like this happens after lunch sometimes
They say "ma'am, he's stressed" like I'm not too
Sir, Bambi just Kool-Aid Man'd my worldview
They euthanize him gently, I cry though I shouldn't
Empathy's a glitch and my brain won't reboot it
I didn't invite him in, I didn't want him dead
Now there's a crime scene and antler-shaped dread
This isn't a crime, this is nature on crystal meth
Evolution said survive, skipped the safety checks
Call animal control, call my therapist too
Florida has no walls
They're more like vibes, it's true
Somewhere his friends are gonna talk
"Yeah, he went through a window — we told him not to"
I'll replace the glass, repaint the fear
Tell this story forever like
"So anyway… deer."
I locked the door that night
Like that would help
In Florida
No deer were drawn. All HOAs, insurers, agencies, churches and apps in this video are fictional.
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